When mommy is angry, she stick the naughty baby to the wall with sellotape along with the soft toy.

Don’t make your mama angry, you don’t want to end up like that. :p

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Two men met while both where looking for their lost wives.
1st: How yours look like?
2nd: She is 5″7, 36-24-36, Fair, Black eyes. What about yours?
1st: Forget mine. Lets find yours!!

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Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.
He shoots his friend to death.
Wife says, “If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends”.

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Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog’s license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex. He said, “I would like to have one too!” Then I said, “But she is a dog!” He said he didn’t care what she looked like. I said, “You don’t understand. … I have had Sex since I was nine years old.” He replied, “You must have been quite a strong boy.” When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I would like to have Sex at the wedding. He told me to wait until after the wedding was over. I said, “But Sex has played a big part in my life and my whole world revolves around Sex.” He said he didn’t want to hear about my personal life and would not marry us in his church. I told him everyone would enjoy having Sex at the wedding. The next day we were married at the Justice of the Peace. My family is barred from the church from then on.
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The way you sleep during a one night stand can say a lot about your feelings towards the situation.

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Amazing! The Only Man in the world who has his heart in stomach.

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I Know when you fart!

Check out the guy who was farting and caught by a heat detector, hilarious!
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Will your kids get jelous because of you pay lesser attention to him?

Don’t get him start his jelousy plan on new born child. :p

You will not know who would turn out to be the victim in the end? One hilarious ending.
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Sometimes, their reactions, actions, face expression just gave you a smile on your face. You just won’t blame your kids if they did something horrible like pictures below.

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See how these college girls prank the boys by switching the dressing room symbol the other way round. Funny expression on these boy’s face. Video attached.

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Oh m god, I never know we can carry our dog this way.

Now I don’t have to worry about bringing my beloved dog out even I am riding a scooter. It does not have to be bored at home anymore. This is a brilliant way to carry the dog. At least, the dog can have sight seeing.

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