9 words that Woman Use

Posted on 28. Aug, 2007 by in Funny

I think these are quite true. I think you should know.

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm.. This means something,
and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
usually end in fine.

4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!

5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6. That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can
make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say
you’re welcome.

8. Whatever: Is a women’s way of sayin F@!K YOU!

9. Don’t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but
is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking “What’s
wrong?” For the woman’s response refer to #3.

3 Responses to “9 words that Woman Use”

  1. ByPassing 28 August 2007 at 11:33 am #

    Wah…u are so right about no.8 ….

  2. women.... 15 April 2008 at 2:34 am #

    what about the combined?

    nothing i’m fine….

  3. Pedro 10 April 2013 at 4:17 am #

    Get the? kids out of the house,we’ll call the police we don’t have a clown sattue . the clown sattue was actually a killer? that escaped from? jail.if you don’t post this on 10 videos tonight the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw in his hand.? sorry don’t want this to happen to me


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