Woman Are Dangerous

Posted on 28. Mar, 2007 by in Jokes

A woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week, company training session.

Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a Good trip.

The wife answers : “Thank you honey, what would you like me to Bring for you?”

The husband laughs and says: “An Italian girl !!!”
The woman kept quiet and left.

Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks: “So, honey, how was the trip?”

“Very good, thank you.”

“And, what happened to my present?”

“Which present?” She asked.

“The one I asked for – an Italian girl!!”

“Oh, that” she said “Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait for nine months to see if it is a girl !!!”
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Moral of the story: Don’t tempt a woman, they are far too intelligent!

2 Responses to “Woman Are Dangerous”

  1. Troy 20 June 2007 at 1:18 am #

    Screwing around with a stranger is not intelligent… It is stupid and a malicious way to respond to what was obviously a joke. This is not a joke, it is a lame feminist attempt at superiority.

  2. ACE 18 August 2007 at 11:45 pm #

    I thought it was funny.


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