A man was sitting reading his paper when his wife hit him round the head with a frying pan.
“What was that for?” the man asked.
The wife replied “That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket”.
The man then said “When I was at the races last week Jenny was the name of the horse I bet on”
The wife apologized and went on with the housework.
Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious.
Upon re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit again.
Wife replied .”Your horse phoned”
Children’s Science Exam
If you need a laugh, then read through these Children’s Science Exam Answers.
Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow.
Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.
Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.
Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes
A: Premature death.
Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.g., abdomen.)
A: The body is consisted into three parts – the brainium, the Borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A, E, I, O, U.
Q: What does “varicose” mean? (I do love this one.)
Q: Give the meaning of the term “Caesarean Section”
A: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome
Q: What does the word “benign” mean?’
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.