Man Eat Raw Fish
Posted on 18. Mar, 2007 by Alicia in Weird
Got this video clip from friend. This video clip is showing a man who eat raw fish, fresh from catching.
Make sure you’re not eating while watching this clip. Sick! Video attached.
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Software Development Cycle
Posted on 17. Mar, 2007 by Alicia in Jokes
1. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.
2. Product is tested. 20 bugs are found.
3. Programmer fixes 10 of the bugs and explains to the testing department that the other 10 aren’t really bugs.
4. Testing department finds that five of the fixes didn’t work and discovers 15 new bugs.
5. Repeat three times steps 3 and 4.
6. Due to marketing pressure and an extremely premature product announcement based on overly-optimistic programming schedule, the product is released.
7. Users find 137 new bugs.
8. Original programmer, having cashed his royalty check, is nowhere to be found.
9. Newly-assembled programming team fixes almost all of the 137 bugs, but introduces 456 new ones.
10. Original programmer sends underpaid testing department a postcard from Fiji. Entire testing department quits.
11. Company is bought in a hostile takeover by competitor using profits from their latest release, which had 783 bugs.
12. New CEO is brought in by board of directors. He hires a programmer to redo program from scratch.
13. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free……
Indian Woman Dont Use Mouth
Posted on 15. Mar, 2007 by Alicia in Funny
I got this funny audio file from friend. It was about a radio show by kiss.fm called Snake. The DJ of the show will help the caller to reveal if their partners are cheating on them by calling the partner.
This particular call was about an Indian couple siding in the States, the husband was caught cheating to her wife which is on the other line. The reason his husband gave for cheating on her is that she is not using her mouth, Indians just don’t use her mouth …
A hilarious one. Play the audio after the jump.
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Your Boss Died Last Week
Posted on 14. Mar, 2007 by Alicia in Jokes
A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses’ wife instead. “I’m afraid he died last week.” she explains. The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss. “I told you” the wife replies, “he died last week.” The next day he calls again and once more asks to Speak to his boss.
By this time the wife is getting upset and shouts, “I’VE ALREADY
TOLD YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK! WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING?”
He replied laughing,
“I just love hearing it…”
Lamp Post At India
Posted on 13. Mar, 2007 by Alicia in General, Weird
Have you ever seen something like this before? Those wires were everywhere and so messy.
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Funny Interview with subtitle
Posted on 13. Mar, 2007 by Alicia in Funny
Funny Interview with this Iraqi. Subtitles were showing when this Iraqi was talking, but there were no subtitles when othere were talking. He got angry and start doing silly things. Watch the video after the jump. 
It was funny.
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A laugh or two
Posted on 09. Mar, 2007 by Alicia in Jokes
Many men think that “the larger the woman’s breasts, the less intelligent she is. However, the fact is “the larger the woman’s breasts the less intelligent the men around her become ..”
The Secret of Longevity: (Wonder whether Baba Ramdev did say this..)
Morning: Two eggs with milk, Evening: Two pegs with chips, Night: Two legs with lips
The Theory of Reverse Dynamics:
When a man becomes rich, he becomes naughty, and when a woman becomes naughty, she becomes rich ..
The Boss to a lady aspirant to the post of a Secretary:
“What is the difference between a paper clip and a screw?”
Lady: “I do not know. I have never been paperclipped”
Bholajee after the interview :
“Everything went well till the time they asked me to show my testimonials.
I guess I showed them the wrong thing.”
Cute Coincidence
Posted on 09. Mar, 2007 by Alicia in Funny
These are some funny moments I wish to share.
They were not planned in advance nor arrange purposely. These are purely coincidence.
Why Americans Should Never Be Allowed To Travel
Posted on 08. Mar, 2007 by Alicia in General
*The following are actual stories provided by travel agents:
I had someone ask for an aisle seats so that his or her hair wouldn’t get messed up by being near the window.
A client called in inquiring about a package to Hawaii. After going over all the cost info, she asked, “Would it be cheaper to fly to California and then take the train to Hawaii?”
I got a call from a woman who wanted to go to Capetown. I started to explain the length of the flight and the passport information when she interrupted me with “I’m not trying to make you look stupid, but Capetown is in Massachusetts. “Without trying to make her look like the stupid one, I calmly explained, “Capecod is in Massachusetts, Capetown is in Africa.” Her response … click.
A man called, furious about a Florida package we did. I asked what was wrong with the vacation in Orlando. He said he was expecting an ocean-view room. I tried to explain that is not possible, since Orlando is in the middle of the state. He replied, “Don’t lie to me. I looked on the map and Florida is a very thin state.”
I got a call from a man who asked, “Is it possible to see England from Canada?” I said, “No.” He said “But they look so close on the map.”
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When mom angry
Posted on 08. Mar, 2007 by Alicia in Funny
When mommy is angry, she stick the naughty baby to the wall with sellotape along with the soft toy.
Don’t make your mama angry, you don’t want to end up like that. :p
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