Many men think that “the larger the woman’s breasts, the less intelligent she is. However, the fact is “the larger the woman’s breasts the less intelligent the men around her become ..”
The Secret of Longevity: (Wonder whether Baba Ramdev did say this..)
Morning: Two eggs with milk, Evening: Two pegs with chips, Night: Two legs with lips
The Theory of Reverse Dynamics:
When a man becomes rich, he becomes naughty, and when a woman becomes naughty, she becomes rich ..
The Boss to a lady aspirant to the post of a Secretary:
“What is the difference between a paper clip and a screw?”
Lady: “I do not know. I have never been paperclipped”
Bholajee after the interview :
“Everything went well till the time they asked me to show my testimonials.
I guess I showed them the wrong thing.”