8 Random Jokes

Posted on 18. Jun, 2007 by in Jokes

John asks his grandpa: "Do you still have sex with Granny?"

Grandpa says: "Yes, but only Oral".

John says: "what is oral?"

Grandpa: "I say F**k you, and she says:F**k you too"


The 3 tragedies in a man’s life:

1- life sucks

2- job sucks

3- Wife does NOT!


A man is dying of cancer.

His son: "Dad why you keep telling people you’re dying of AIDS??".

Answer: "so that when I die, no one will dare to f**k your mother."


"I am your Doctor. Sorry to inform you that you have a brain problem.

Your brain is in 2 parts… Left and right.

The left part has nothing right in it, and the right has nothing left in it"


YESTERDAY NEWS: A nun jogging in the park was raped.

TODAY’S NEWS: Hundreds of nuns are jogging in the park!


Question: "Why is a waist called a waist?"

Answer: "Because anything above the p**sy and below the tits is a waste"


A lady tells her Man: "I demand good manners in bed, just like at thedinner table".

The man climbs into bed slowly and says:

"Honey, would you please pass me the vagina?"


Question: "what’s common between a good-looking, faithful, rich husband who satisfies his wife sexually every night and Bin Laden?"


2 Responses to “8 Random Jokes”

  1. SuMtOnE 18 June 2007 at 8:29 pm #


  2. babe 27 June 2008 at 2:37 pm #

    yea right,LOLS

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