John asks his grandpa: "Do you still have sex with Granny?"
Grandpa says: "Yes, but only Oral".
John says: "what is oral?"
Grandpa: "I say F**k you, and she says:F**k you too"
The 3 tragedies in a man’s life:
1- life sucks
2- job sucks
3- Wife does NOT!
A man is dying of cancer.
His son: "Dad why you keep telling people you’re dying of AIDS??".
Answer: "so that when I die, no one will dare to f**k your mother."
"I am your Doctor. Sorry to inform you that you have a brain problem.
Your brain is in 2 parts… Left and right.
The left part has nothing right in it, and the right has nothing left in it"
YESTERDAY NEWS: A nun jogging in the park was raped.
TODAY’S NEWS: Hundreds of nuns are jogging in the park!
Question: "Why is a waist called a waist?"
Answer: "Because anything above the p**sy and below the tits is a waste"
A lady tells her Man: "I demand good manners in bed, just like at thedinner table".
The man climbs into bed slowly and says:
"Honey, would you please pass me the vagina?"
Question: "what’s common between a good-looking, faithful, rich husband who satisfies his wife sexually every night and Bin Laden?"
"BOTH CANNOT BE FOUND"