JOKES: Management Issues

Posted on 17. May, 2007 by in Jokes

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She reduced altitude
and spotted a man below.

She descended a bit more and shouted, Excuse me, can you help me? I
promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago but I don’t know where I
am.”

The man below replied, “You’re in a hot air balloon hovering
approximately 30 feet above the ground. You’re between 40 and 41 degrees
north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude.”

“You must be an engineer,” said the balloonist.

“I am”, replied the man. “How did you know?” “Well, answered the
balloonist, “everything you told me is technically correct, but I’ve no
idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I’m still lost.

Frankly, you’ve not been much help at all. If anything you’ve delayed my trip
even more.”

The man below responded, “You must be in management.”

“I am,” replied the balloonist, “but how did yo u know?”

“Well,” said the man, “you don’t know where you are or where you’re
going.

You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You
made a promise which you’ve no idea how to keep, and you expect people
beneath you to solve your problems.

2 Responses to “JOKES: Management Issues”

  1. Troy 20 June 2007 at 1:14 am #

    Absolutely true of the typical manager.

  2. Biuro rachunkowe Olsztyn 15 January 2011 at 9:54 pm #

    Dobre biuro rachunkowe Olsztyn wyprobuj us?ugi.


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