Women have special needs

Posted on 15. Nov, 2007 by in Jokes

I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.

I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, “If I give you this money, will you buy some wine with it instead of dinner?”

“No, I had to stop drinking years ago,” the homeless woman told me.

“Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?” I asked.

“No, I don’t waste time shopping,” the homeless woman said. “I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.”

“Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?” I asked.

“Are you NUTS!” replied the homeless woman. “I haven’t had my hair done in 20 years!”

“Well,” I said, “I’m not going to give you the money. Instead, I’m going to take you out for dinner with my husband and me tonight.”

The homeless woman was shocked. “Won’t your husband be furious with you for doing that? I know I’m dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting.”

I said, “That’s okay. It’s important for him to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and wine.”

4 Responses to “Women have special needs”

  1. KANDY 11 December 2007 at 7:47 pm #

    HAHA I SHOULD TRY THAT ONE DAY

  2. rihab 24 July 2008 at 11:42 am #

    it’s too smart and wise
    A man should be gratefull coz woman spend most of her time too be perfect for him so he can be praode of her.

  3. jielah 28 January 2009 at 6:55 am #

    i think the moral of the story is that a man should love a woman regardless of what she doesn’t have and what she looks like..^^

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