A man walks into a bar with a paper bag. He sits down and places the bag on the counter. The bartender walks up and asks what’s in the bag.

The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a little man, about one foot high, and he sets him on the counter. He reaches back into the bag and this time pulls out a small piano, setting it on the counter as well. He reaches into the bag once again and pulls out a tiny piano bench, which he placed in front of the piano.

The little man sits down at the piano and starts playing a beautiful piece by Mozart. “Where on earth did you get him?” Says the bartender.

The man responded by reaching into the paper bag. This time he pulls out a magic lamp. He hands it to the bartender and says: “Here Rub it.”

So the bartender rubs the lamp, and suddenly there’s a gust of smoke, then a beautiful blonde genie is standing before him. “I will grant you one wish. Just one wish … each person is only allowed one!”

The bartender got real excited. Without hesitating he said, “I want a million bucks!”

A few moments later, a duck walks into the bar. It is soon followed by another duck, then another. Pretty soon, the entire bar is filled with ducks and they kept coming.

The bartender turns to the man and says, “Y’know, I think your genie’s a little deaf. I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks.”

“I know,” says the man, “do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?”

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Nice furniture! But how can you tell this table is being sold by a man?

You might wanna look at the picture again.

See it? The answer is on the mirror. That was so funny. Not too sure if he did that on purpose or it was purely by accident.

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Shopping online is so convenient to us now. You choose the items, pay by credit card and the items delivered to your door step. But it is always a risk - bought the substandard items, especially the items were all the way from China.

Kinda pity the person who bought this pair of shoe. Although the shoes were not physically damage, but it was so funny that the printed brand name was ‘temporary’ tattoed on his foot!
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We believe nothing changes as much as this king of pop’s face. Once a black boy turned white, not mentioning the overwhelming surgery he took (has he admitted that?) Here’s a video, going back in time showing how Micheal’s faces revolutionize as time passes. Video after jump

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This is one of the coolest door I’ve ever seen. The ‘door’ has got censor and it will open according to the ‘person’s size’. The door react pretty fast too. It’s nothing much different from the old and usual censor door, just that the door open in one interesting way.
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At the Frankfurt Motor Show, Mercedes-Benz has taken the wraps off their F700 concept featuring their DiesOtto engine. Like the engine recently demonstrated by General Motors, this one is a combination HCCI/spark ignition design. However, Mercedes has decided to add turbo-charging to the mix to provide a a 1.8L four cylinder that yields performance in this large sedan that’s comparable to the 3.5L V-6 in the current S-Class with average fuel economy of 44.3 mpg. The carbon dioxide emissions of the F700 are only 127 g/km which would put it below the proposed EU limit of 130 g/km.

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You could have know several ways to peel an hard boiled egg, but I think this is the fastest way ever! It was like taking only few seconds!
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Never know fishing is this easy. All you need is just a torchlight and a boat! Then you are ready to go for Night fishing. It’s almost effortless and you could get yourself a boat of fishes!

Watch how the fishes ‘fly’ and landed themselves in the boat. It is awesome and amazing!
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Eatnineghost has been posting a lot of hot chicks pictures, it’s time for some girls pleasure. Presenting to you, the 5 most handsome men in the world. You know what they have in common? They are all having the beautiful eyes.

Most handsome Saudi man - the grandson of king Faisal
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