One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, ‘Good morning, Ma’am. What are you doing?’
‘Reading a book,’ she replies, (thinking, ‘Isn’t that obvious?’). ‘You’re in a Restricted Fishing Area,’ he informs her. ‘I’m sorry, officer, but I’m not fishing. I’m reading.’
‘Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I’ll have to take you in and write you up.’
‘If you do that, I’ll have to charge you with sexual assault,’ says the woman.
‘But I haven’t even touched you,’ says the game warden.
‘That’s true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.’
‘Have a nice day ma’am,’ and he left.
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It’s likely she can also think.
This was said to be the best Levis Commercial ever. The trick that used in the commercial was kinda old, but since the background of the commercial was back to 60s 70s, I guess it was accepted.
This woman in the video found this lion injured in the forest and ready to die. She took the lion with her and nursed the lion back to health. When the lion was better, she made arrangements with a zoo to take the lion and give it a new and happy home.
This video was taken when the woman went visit the lion after some time to see how it was going.
Watch the lion’s reaction when it sees her. It was amazing!
I guess we can all now try to blow a bubble ring underwater like the Beluga Whale. I think this is really amazing and beautiful. I would like to try this out in future.
Although everyone knows “Do not drink and drive”, but still accidents happen one after another. This series of pictures are just another typical accident that caused by drunk driver. Caution: Pictures could be disturbing to viewers.
The enclosed pics are from a fatal crash on the afternoon of Halloween 2006, on the 241 Toll Road at Alton Pkwy. in Southern Ca.
The driver was an 18 year who took her father’s brand new Porsche out for a spin without permission after getting drunk.
Two 911 calls came in about three minutes before she crashed. One was from her dad saying she just left the house with his car without permission, the other call was from a neighbor saying she peeled out at about 60+ around the corner in the neighborhood.
Within five miles from her house and a three minute time frame, she managed to get the car on the 241 Freeway at well over 100 MPH where she ran into an unsuspecting driver in a Honda, and then into one of the toll booths.
This is a dream place for every couple who are getting married. The wedding place is so luxurious and looking grand! People could fell in love with the place at the first sight! This is just like a palace, don’t you think so? A place where prince and princess living in! Definitely an ideal place to held the wedding.
This is interesting when someone came up with this kind of business, making an artificial human as a dish. They are not only making the body and skin looking real but the inner organs are looking real too. Not forgotten, they also add in the ‘artificial blood’ too.
Will this artificial food ever replace the meat in future? I wonder.
What are the things that people would do in the toilet? I guess I have some answers to that.
(Please note that those pictures were not taken by the author of this website. Please do not response aggressively towards these pictures. This is for people with sense of humor.)
It’s amazing how the chef cook the fresh fish. Part of the fish is cooked but it is still fresh and moving when it is served on the table! This is one incredible dish.
You may see a lot of different interesting toilet sign all over the world. Here are some of the collections. They are believe to be seen in China.